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Two Cannibals Two Cannibals Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path. Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, “Ooh dad, there’s one.” “No,” said the father. “There’s not enough meat on that one
» Devamını OkuRemember A French-man, an English-man and Temel who were spies were arrested by Interpol. After one week of torture, the French spy told everything he knew. Then, after one month’s torture the English spy told everyting he knew too. But the staff of Interpol did not manage to get any information whatsoever from Temel. After they had tried every known
» Devamını OkuOne day, during the chat at the cafe, Temel said: -“Everybody recognizes me, even Mr.Yeltsin!” Somebody from the crowd said: -“That is not possible!” And then Temel replied: -“If you do not believe me, let’s go to Russia and see…” Therefore, Temel’s friends collected enough money to send him to Russia with a witness. Immediately after landing in Moscow, the
» Devamını OkuBir galatasaraylı bir fenerli ve bir beşiktaşlı arabistanda otelde içki içerken yakalanmışlar ve idam cezasına çarptırılmışlar bütün yalvarmalara karşın ceza ömür boyu hapse çevrilmiş ama prens o gün af çıkarmış ve cezayı 20 kırbaca çevirmiş prens türkleri sevdiği için her birine bir istek hakkı vermiş ilk fenerli gelmiş istağim sırtıma bir yastık bağlayın olmuş ama 10 kırbaçtan sonra yastık parçalanmış
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